Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Thank God For Stupid Criminals

Take a good look at these people, these are real life morons:

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These thugs ganged up and beat a girl unconscious. Then when she came to, the continued to beat her. And oh, they videotaped it so they could post it to YouTube and MySpace. Well, it's on YouTube now, but the Sheriff's office posted it. And they've been charged with felony battery and three of them (Brittni Hardcastle, Brittany Mayes and Mercades Nichols) are charged with felony kidnapping.

Side note to these morons: That felony battery is going to look really good on your record. I'd say you're pretty much screwed, since the world doesn't even need gas station attendants anymore. Thanks for videotaping it Cara Murphy, BTW. She's the one saying "Ooh, yeah, baby. Ooh, yeah!" in the background. I wonder if Cara will say something cool like that when the judge sentences her?

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