Thursday, December 20, 2007

Does Fox News Suck More Than CNN?

Well, I didn't think it was possible, but I think Fox is taking the lead in sucking. Take a look at this clip, where moron ex-Miss America Gretchen Carlson asks Ron Paul to play a word game.

Here's what she asks him @ 1:36 seconds
"OK...let me ah...do ah..a little kind of a situation with you here. I'm going to say a topic and if you can give me a one word response (sic). IRAQ-Mainstream Media- Immigration-War On Terror" (Watch Carlson's eye's light up after she finishes saying "IRAQ" at 1:43 seconds. It's like she just tied her shoes for the first time. I think she was just proud she could read all those big words, even though she's unable to speak in complete sentences.)
So why does Gretchen want to play the "Let's put a complex issue into one word" game? Perhaps it's because she can only ponder one word at a time. But I suspect it's more because she's been told that one word is the maximum that a Fox News audience member can grasp.

From what I can tell, that's correct.

To see how utterly ridiculous Fox News has become, take a look at this: Fox News Porn. You'd think it would be 'not suitable for work', but it's nothing but actual Fox News clips. Hilarious, but with a serious message - Fox News Sucks.

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